Trivia YOUR way

Ok. So, I normally post a bunch of trivia, but I am gonna do something a little different. I am gonna post one quote then allow you to post your favorite quote. Post your favorite quote, identify the speaker and pick up 3 points! Identify the speaker of the quote I post and which epsiode it is from pick up an addditonal 2 points! Its that easy!

Ullman shorts,
Christmas show,
Marge's fling,
Homer's bro,
Bart in well,
Flanders fails,
Whacking snakes,
Monorail,
Mr. Plow,
Homer in space
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future,
Selma's hubby,
Marge not proud,
Homer chubby,
Homer worries Bart is gay,
Poochie,
U2,
NRA,
Hippies,
Vegas,
and Japan,
Octuplets, and
Bart's boy band,
Marge murmurs,
Maude croaks,
Lisa Buddhas,
Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away,
What else do I have to say?!

Have at it!